What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 05:27

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
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Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Do Republicans give permission to Democrats to vote for any candidate except for Kamala Harris?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why can’t conservatives accept the fact that they are stupid?